Definition of GONK

gonk

Plural: gonks

Noun

  • A small fuzzy toy, popularized during wartime.
  • A stupid, ignorant, or boorish person.
  • A sleep; a nap.
  • A prostitute's client.

Verb

  • To lie; to tell an untruth

Examples

  • I'm going off to have a gonk.
  • You're gonking me!

Origin / Etymology

A proprietary name of arbitrary formation.

Synonyms

Alternative spelling of dumbass., Boeotian, Charlie, Jane, Nigel, Vulgar:, addle pate, addle-brain, addlehead, airhead, all-nighter, ass, assclown, asshat, asshead, asstard, asswipe, baboon, beanbrain, beetlebrain, beetlehead, berk, bimbo, birdbrain, blockhead, blubberbrain, bonehead, boob, bozo, brainlet, brickhead, bubble brain, bubblehead, bufflehead, buffoon, buttbreath, chowderhead, chucklehead, chump, cittern-head, clod, clodpate, clot, clown, crackhead, cretin, cuckoo, curb crawler, deadhead, dildo, dim bulb, dimbo, dimbus, dimwit, ding dong, dingbat, dingleberry, dingwad, dip, dipshit, dipstick, doldrum, dolt, donkey dick, donut, doodle, doof, doofoid, doofus, dope, dork, drivel, drongo, drool bucket, dullard, dumb bunny, dumb cluck, dumbbell, dumbfuck, dumbfucker, dumbhead, dumble, dumbling, dumbnut, dumbo, dumbshit, dummkopf, dummy, dunce, dunderhead, dunderpate, eejit, fare, farthead, fathead, featherbrain, fenderhead, flabagast, flabaghast, flabbergast, fleabrain, fool, fopdoodle, fuck-knuckle, fucktard, fuckwit, galoot, gimboid, gink, gomer, gonk, goober, goof, goofball, goofy, goose, goosecap, gorbuson, gudgeon, ha'porth, halfwit, hammerhead, idiot, ignoramus, imbecile, inbred, jackaninny, jackass, jane, jellybrain, jerk, jockey, john, juggins, jughead, kerb crawler, knothead, knucklehead, lackwit, lamebrain, log, loggerhead, lummox, lunk, lunkhead, maroon, meatball, meathead, mental midget, mome, momo, monger, mongoloid, mongtard, monkey, moron, mouth breather, muggins, mushhead, mutt, muttonhead, muttonmonger, nerd, nimrod, nincompoop, ninny, ninnyhammer, nit, nitwit, noddy, noodlehead, nosebleed, numbskull, oaf, peabrain, peagoose, peckerhead, pigwidgeon, pillock, pinhead, plank, plonker, prat, punter, put, putz, retard, sap, saphead, schmo, score, shitbrain, shithead, shitneck, shitwit, short-timer, silly, simp, simpleton, snapperhead, sot, space cadet, spanner, steamer, stupe, stupid, stupid-head, tard, thickhead, thicko, thickskull, tomfool, tonto, toolbox, tosspot, trick, turkey, twat, twit, wally, wantwit, wapping cove, wazzer, wazzock, whoremaster, whoremonger, witless wonder, yo-yo, zany

Scrabble Score: 9

gonk: not valid in Scrabble (US) TWL Dictionary
gonk: not valid in Scrabble (MW) Merriam-Webster Dictionary
gonk: valid Scrabble Word in International Collins CSW Dictionary

Words With Friends Score: 0

gonk: not valid in Words With Friends