Definition of KEISTER

keister

Plural: keisters

Noun

  • Slang for the buttocks or rear end.
  • the fleshy part of the human body that you sit on
  • The anus or buttocks.
  • A safe, a strongbox.
  • A suitcase or satchel.

Verb

  • To conceal something in one's rectum

Examples

  • He almost fell on his KEISTER when he realized his opponent had won by one point.
  • Quick, keister this pot before the cops get here.

Origin / Etymology

Uncertain. Originally attested as a criminal cant word for "burglar's tool-box" in 1881. In the 20th century a clutch of criminal slang meanings are mentioned, including "safe, strongbox". "Tripe and keister" had been the phrase for a conman's or a pitchman's display case on a tripod. A likely origin is the word Kiste, which means a box or case, in both German and Yiddish.

Synonyms

arse, ass, backside, behind, bottom, bum, buns, butt, buttocks, can, derriere, fanny, fundament, hind end, hindquarters, nates, posterior, prat, rear, rear end, rump, seat, stern, tail, tail end, tooshie, tush, 'tocks, Gary Glitter, Hershey highway, a-hole, anus, arse cheeks, arsehole, ass cheeks, asscunt, asshole, asspussy, back, back alley, back door, back passage, balloon knot, batty, batty hole, blessed assurance, booty, bootyhole, botty, brown eye, browneye, bum cheeks, bumhole, bung-hole, bunghole, bungus, butt cheeks, butthole, buttonhole, caboose, cheeks, chocolate channel, chocolate starfish, chuff, cinnamon ring, clacka, clacker, cornhole, craphole, cumhole, ding, dinger, dock, dookie hole, dung funnel, exit hole, fartbox, farthole, fourth point of contact, freckle, fuckhole, fudge tunnel, glutes, gluteus maximus, gooseberry-grinder, gump stump, heinie, hinderlin, hiney, hurdies, jacksie, jacksy, keester, keister, leather cheerio, love hole, moneymaker, moon, nether cheeks, other end, patootie, peach, poop chute, pooper, poophole, rectum, ringpiece, rosebud, rusty sheriff's badge, shithole, shitter, sit upon, sluthole, smelly freckle, starfish, stinkhole, tewel, toches, tooter, tradesman's entrance, turd cutter, tushie, vent, wazoo, where the sun don't shine, windpipe, ying-yang

Scrabble Score: 11

keister: valid Scrabble (US) TWL Word
keister: valid Scrabble Word in Merriam-Webster MW Dictionary
keister: valid Scrabble Word in International Collins CSW Dictionary

Words With Friends Score: 11

keister: valid Words With Friends Word