cockeyed

Adjective Satellite

• turned or twisted toward one side; - G.K.Chesterton
• incongruous;inviting ridicule
  • "that's a cockeyed idea"
• very drunk

Adj

• Having both eyes oriented inward, cross-eyed.
• Crooked or askew.
• Absurd, silly, or stupid; usually used in reference to ideas rather than people.
• Drunk.

Examples

• I'm not going to go along with your cockeyed plot.

Synonyms

absurd, askew, awry, besotted, blind drunk, blotto, crocked, derisory, fuddled, idiotic, laughable, loaded, lopsided, ludicrous, nonsensical, pie-eyed, pissed, pixilated, plastered, preposterous, ridiculous, skew-whiff, slopped, sloshed, smashed, soaked, soused, sozzled, squiffy, stiff, tight, wet, wonky, Adrian Quist, Brahms, Brahms and Liszt, MWI, Mozart and Liszt, Oliver, Oliver Twist, a sheet in the wind, a sheet in the wind's eye, adrip, aled up, all mops and brooms, arseholed, bedrunken, befuddled, beliquored, besotten, bevvied, bibacious, bibulous, bingoed, binned, bladdered, blasted, blewed, blind, blitzed, blocked, blootered, blottoed, blue, bollocksed, bombed, boozy, bosky, bottled, budgy, bungalowed, bungfu, burlin', canned, clobbered, cockamamie, cocked, cockeyed, corned, crapulous, cunted, cup-shot, cup-shotten, cut, dead drunk, destroyed, disguised, drunk, drunk as a piper, drunked up, drunken, ebriated, ebriose, elephant's, elephant's trunk, elevated, faced, fap, farcical, feeling no pain, fershnickered, flooey, floored, flush, flushed, flustered, fluted, fluthered, foolish, fou, four sheets in the wind, fresh, fried, frosted, fuckered up, fuckfaced, full, full of it, fuzzy-headed, fuzzy-minded, gassed, gattered, gee-eyed, gesuip, ginned, gished, glorious, groggified, groggy, half cut, half lit, half polluted, half seas over, hammered, have drink taken, have the sun in one's eyes, hazed, high, high as a Georgia pine, high as a kite, hog-whimpering, honkers, hooched up, hooted, hoovered, hosed, how came you so, impaired, in liquor, in one's altitudes, in one's cups, in the bag, in the drink, incongruous, inconsistent, inebriate, inebriated, inebrious, insober, insobrietous, inter pocula, irrational, jaked, jarred, juiced, juiced up, kaylied, kisky, lamped, langered, langers, larruped, lash, lashed, lathered, legless, liquored up, liquory, lit, looped, loopy, loose, lubed, lubed up, lubricated, lushed, mad with it, maggot, maggoted, mashed, maudlin, medicated, messed up, monged, mortal, mortalled, muddled, muggy, mullered, munted, muzzy, nappy, newted, nimptopsical, obfuscated, obliviated, off one's box, off one's head, off one's tits, oiled, oiled up, on the ran tan, ossified, out of it, out of one's box, out of one's face, out of one's head, out of sight, overcome, overrefreshed, overtaken, paralytic, parlatic, pickled, ploughed, plowed, polluted, potshot, potted, pounded, primed, puggled, quisby, raddled, rat-arsed, ratted, razzled, ripe, ripped, rolling, rubbered, sauced, sauced up, scammered, schloshed, schnockered, screwed, scuttered, sewed up, shedded, shellacked, shicker, shickered, shitty, skimble-skamble, skunked, slammed, slarmied, slizzard, sloppy drunk, snockered, snookered, snozzled, snuffy, soaken, sodden, sotted, sottish, souped-up, sozzly, spanceled, spannered, spiffed, splashed, spongy, sprung, squiffed, steamboats, stewed, stinking, stinko, stoated, stoned, stonkered, stotious, strut, swacked, tanked, tanked up, temulent, temulentive, three sheets in the wind, three sheets to the wind, throwed, tight as a tick, tilted, tippled, tipsy, tired and emotional, toasted, top-heavy, top-heavy with drink, toping, trashed, tuned, twatfaced, twisted, unreasonable, wastey, wazzed, wazzocked, well-oiled, wellied, whittled, withered, wobbly, woozy, worse for liquor, worse for wear, wrecked, zoned, zonked, zooted, zorched, zotzed

Related Words

cockeye